Uber-mind and one of the leaders of the Human Resistance*, Prof Hawkings, has once again launched into the fray on the “Heaven, is it a more valid theorum than a celestial teapot?” scrap…

Not the first time either! Considering that he has been wheelchair bound for decades, diagnosed with motor neurone disease at the age of 21 and given a matter of years to live, he maintains an unfailing logic and dedication to reasoned thought that allows him to say

“I have lived with the prospect of an early death for the last 49 years. I’m not afraid of death, but I’m in no hurry to die. I have so much I want to do first,”

Needless to say the pixie peddling, thought for the day gang have launched a fight back drawing on all their academic resources as the Chief Rabbi, Lord Jonathon Sachs, (who played manuel in fawlty towers**) mustered all his books and wittily pointed out Prof H had made an “elementary fallacy” of logic.

Chief Rabbi yesterday

Really? A failure of logic? I know there are plenty of things that Prof H may fail at, the high jump or swimming the channel for instance, but logic?

This is the man that reasoned to a conlusion how black holes emit radiation, and then designed experiments to back up his theory which have all subsequently confirmed the expected results. There can be few other men for whom the word genius is so apt. But yet for failing to find any evidence or rational reason to believe is a giant sky creature that creates universes out of boredom, who then goes on to invent such marvellous conditons as say, Motor Neurone Disease for the amazingly intricate creatures he sets forth in the aforementioned universe, for failing to do that, he has failed at basic logic…

I think General Woundwort would do better to keep quiet and not prove himself such a fool.

Chief rabbi today

Secularists are becoming more vocal and to put it simply refusing to put up with this rubbish any more. So be thankful for your tax breaks and being allowed to try to brainwash children in schools, lest Prof H turn his mighty intellect towards crushing religion full time… now wouldn’t that be awesome?

*true for a given value of true
**again, possibly…

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