Do you in fact have one?

Some people think so, apparently I got “the finger” and am a “smartarse” for agreeing that people who don’t clear snow from their car and continue to drive should get £60 and 3 points. (I drive a 2 ton 4WD truck and being a massive 5’6″ have to use a broom myself, so I know it works)

Why not? It’s fucking dangerous. If it comes off whilst driving it can cause an accident. Obviously not for the selfish shit in their car but for the people driving behind them, and for pedestrians near the road. But hey, it might take a whole 5 minutes in the cold before they set off so why should they have to worry about driving over a ton of metal about on slippery surfaces without the resulting consequences?

But what if I can’t reach? Well either get a longer broom, or the kitchen steps or a taller person to help. What you don’t do is whine about the inconvenience to your oh so important life and carry on regardless. Your convenience does not take priority over others safety, otherwise I should be allowed to choke the living shit out of people just for annoying me.

For those that think I make this shit up (obviously names have been changed…..)

Facebook friend #1
POLICE
WARNING police from today are stopping motorists whose cars have snow
on their roof and issuing £60 fines and 3 penalty points. Please repost
this and spread the word YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Person far too important to spend 5 minutes clearing car
what happens if you are short like me and cant reach the roof of your car?

Spider
what happens to the driver behind you or the pedestrian walking by the road when it all comes off and hits them? a broom works fine.

Person far too important to spend 5 minutes clearing car
even with broom i cant reach smart arse!!

Facebook friend #1 Get your fella to do it for you [Person far too important…] 😉 that’s what I had [Facebook friend #1 fiancé and all round nice chap] doing this morning with the broomstick haha

Person far too important to spend 5 minutes clearing car
lol would do if he wasnt at work hun just walk instead i think x

Facebook friend #1Jeez Spider, thought you’d be bothered the effects on pedestrians…

Facebook friend #1 last person that should say

Person far too important to spend 5 minutes clearing car
it was different when I had the lotus Facebook friend #1 could reach the roof then just would not have got over the snow on the road lol

Facebook friend #1Or stay indoors if you can [Person far too important…] hope you all ok, stay safe+warm xxx

Person far too important to spend 5 minutes clearing caryou too sFacebook friend #1 safe drive home xx love and hugs to you and [Facebook friend #1 fiancé and all round nice chap] x o and the finger to your smart arse friend xx [she can’t mean me surely?.. spider]

I wish everyone a safe drive home. Hopefully you won’t get hit by massive blocks of snow and ice flying off the tops of cars.

Another thought occurs. If you’re so bloody short and haven’t learned to live with it by the time you’re old enough to drive, how do you see over the bloody steering wheel?

I guess I’ll be called smartarse and worse now. Yep, amazing I know some people continue to disagree with me. I’ll pretend I give a shit and rise above it. I can reach the roof that way…

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